You’re a Football Fan, Baby!
Dear !#^$ Baby. Congrats! You love football! If you don’t, you will be punted from the family. From August thru January, you will live and die by all-day Sundays, Monday nights and the occasional...
View ArticleShit Just Got Real
Dearest Doughhead, You really do exist. There you were, on-screen, in black and white and shades of grey, having made yourself a nice little squatter home. You look like a hamster. There was only one...
View ArticleThere’s Something About Facebook
I’ve told my family. I’ve told a handful of close friends. I’ve told utter strangers on the interwebz. But there’s just something about Facebook. It’s not that I don’t want people to know. They’re all...
View ArticleParenting According to Big A
So I’m a little hopped up on (approved) cold meds and fruit juice and was just energetically ranting and raving to Big A about all the stuff we have to do and learn in a short time. Having never really...
View ArticleYo, Special Snowflakes. NEWSFLASH.
An Open Letter to the Children of the Newest Generation You’re all losers. Yes, sure, you’re all unique little children. No one in the world is quite like you. Like snowflakes, you are one of a kind....
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